Uncoolohol Lyrics

You could say I like it here With my mouth right in your ear What a lovely atmosphere It's very personal You might say it's where it's at On the sofa in your flat A little bit of ...Read Full Lyrics

Bankrupt the banks Withhold hold the rent Shitters are a wank And the landlord's bent It's time that the ladies kept quiet No it ain't Open up the nicks Close down the schools The...Read Full Lyrics

When I was fifteen I had a black crepe jacket and sideboards to my chin I used to go around in a two-tone Zephyr with a mean and nasty grin Twelve-inch bottoms on my stardust flare...Read Full Lyrics

Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes...Read Full Lyrics

If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me I said wait for me I said wait for me I said wait for me If you want to wait Wait ...Read Full Lyrics

As a person you're warm and reliable This will always stand you in good stead Your star is in the Ascendant at the moment This could mean you will receive a large amount of bread Y...Read Full Lyrics

I come awake with the gift for womankind You’re still asleep but the gift don’t seem to mind Rise on this occasion, halfway up your back Sliding down your body, touching your b...Read Full Lyrics

(All spoken) You'll see. They think I'm off my crust as I creep about the caff. But I'm really getting ready to surprise them all, Because I'm busy sorting out the problems of th...Read Full Lyrics

every day I look at you and every day there's something new about you when I look into your eyes there's many things I recognize about you every time i hold your hand i'm learning ...Read Full Lyrics

You're more than fair; you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have a squeeze in my front hall ...Read Full Lyrics