Unicorn Wizard Lyrics

Once every hundred thousand years the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls.So take that pudding, pour it on your che...Read Full Lyrics

We'd been friends for many yearsUntil I finally confessedThat I've always loved you dearlyBut you were unimpressedIf I can never be your loverI'll accept our destinyAnd I'll embrac...Read Full Lyrics

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The legends say the chalice lies in the mountain of a thousand nightsAnd he who wields it will become crazy awesome (crazy awesome)And all my life, I've wondered what awesomeness w...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my god, Stacy! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?You went out with Steve? He's so cute!I know! He took me out to this little restaurant-Everybody SHUT UP!I have ...Read Full Lyrics

I want my P in your VWant you to S on my D Gotta J Off on your T'sThen FYI I wanna F your AOMG!Just stuff your mouth with my BsDon't LOL at my CAnd FYI I wanna F your AGirl, I can ...Read Full Lyrics

So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time. It's finally ready, so prepare your body for this shit.Go, N...Read Full Lyrics

Oh hey.Did I ever tell you about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters?Yeah, that's a thing that happened.So please, pay attention.I'm talking to you,...Read Full Lyrics

Five feet high and three feet wideNo one's ever eaten the whole thing and survivedIt comes with a bucket of ranch on the sideIt's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!)The Ultimate Sand...Read Full Lyrics

Fancy meeting you here! Looks like you listened all the way to the end of the album Kudos! We hope you enjoyed yourself And that it was a musical adventure that touched your heart ...Read Full Lyrics