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I believe in miracles and I can tell you why: Once a year the street I live on sparkles like the sky All hung with lights for Christmas Twinkling ev'rywhere The world turns bright ...Read Full Lyrics

Sing Sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong Sing of good things, not bad Sing of happy, not sad Sing Sing a song Make it simple To last your whole life long Don't worry that it'...Read Full Lyrics

One of these sounds is not like the others, One of these sounds doesn't belong. Can you tell which sound is not like the others By the time we finish our song. (obscene noises) Did...Read Full Lyrics

incest sex with insects hard to say, harder to do when you're done, with your pants up bugs are drowning in your goo some bugs have 8 legs some have 17 eyes and you want to suck th...Read Full Lyrics

Many, many years ago when I was seventeen I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red My father fell in love with her...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'd like to visit the moon On a rocketship high in the air. Yes, I'd like to visit the moon, But I don't think I'd like to live there. Though I'd like to look down at the ear...Read Full Lyrics

Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top. So this is the stair where I always stop. Half...Read Full Lyrics

Fur. I am covered with fur. From my snoot to my spur. I'm a furry fella. Fur. When you stroke it I purr. When you poke it I cur. It's maroon and bakulla and yellow. Fur. Keeps me w...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody wash! Everybody wash your hands. Everybody wash your face. Everybody wash your eats. Everybody wash your tummy. Everybody wash your heels. Everybody wash your kneecaps. E...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I have trouble Falling asleep. But it's not so bad. - Dude, I'm trying to sleep. I don't worry And I don't weep. - Ooooooh. In fact I'm glad.... Be-cause I get up off my ...Read Full Lyrics