Vasectomy Lyrics

She's got the role for this paradeThat swallows him up, now he's afraidCause each and everybody's thingSlicked back and jumped up with them diamond ringsCause the role you take is ...Read Full Lyrics

You wake up in the morning, you drink your glass of foamThe way you get so high, when you smoke your chicken boneYou think there's nothing finer than your grandma's methadoneBut th...Read Full Lyrics

Who dare stare down honesty, from such a grand peak as my soapboxPointless pride a commodity, twiching grins, nervous laughDragnet clumsy romantic thought, dissolves underneath a b...Read Full Lyrics

My buddy Zeke is my buddy's freak and he's about to pop out in about a week When Zeke popped out, nurse slapped him-whack- that good ol' boy done slapped her backWhen Zekes around,...Read Full Lyrics

Security, it's a desperate pledgeYou always said she looks like bravery (but) she looks like torture penned up against your pendulum dreams While she's searching for what should be...Read Full Lyrics

Boy meets girl Boy falls in love with girlBoy runs over girl in the drivewayAt the funeral, boy falls in love with a 90 year old yiddish man...Read Full Lyrics

I've seen her Blood burning up the moon lighting a fire under deceptively useless things "close your eyes shut up" she says "now is no longer a failing regime" But future leaks gre...Read Full Lyrics

Small boy Andy Manson in whippet shoppeSelling nitrous oxide for a living Going out to his shop to seek out escape those whippits and the visions that they're bringing We saw tie-d...Read Full Lyrics

Smiling upwards with my feet planted Feeling nice, Just a little slanted I would show you the respect that's due If I could just get my hands on you But the world's off kilter, So ...Read Full Lyrics

never felt like this 'til I went out west and met the guys in BimI smoked some of that wicked Vinnie's hooch now I forget where I live There's a silly little man with a bad haircut...Read Full Lyrics