Vegan Tongue Lyrics

Happy veganversaryHappy veganversaryToday is the anniversary of the day when you went veganHappy veganversaryHappy veganversaryToday is the anniversary of the day when you went veg...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody knows I work it Work it like a treat I said now Everybody knows I work it Work it like a treat Everybody knows I work it Work it like a treat I said now Everybody knows I...Read Full Lyrics

All my arteries are cleanI'm a vegan love machineI am kind, I am not meanI'm a vegan love machineI'm a vegan love machine, always ready to fuckI ride a bicycle, not a car or a truc...Read Full Lyrics

Sweet sentient beings, I apologizeCaused you suffering, didn't realizeChose not to knowShut my eyesClosed my ears to your plaintive criesJust like meYou feel, hear, seeNot an itA h...Read Full Lyrics

Sexy vegan womanI wanna be close to youSexy vegan womanI wanna be close to youWhenever I see you eating a banana, ya make me wish I were a bananaWhenever I see you petting a dogYou...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, everybody, this is a song for the bees!We don't want no bee vomitLeave bees aloneWe don't want no bee vomitLeave bees aloneWe don't want no bee vomitLeave bees aloneWe have no...Read Full Lyrics

Shit, shit, shit, shitShit, shit, shitShit, shit, shit, shitShit, shit, shitHey, buddy, do you know that you've got murdered animals falling out of your asshole?Hey, buddy, do you ...Read Full Lyrics

Calling someone a faggot just because they don't eat animalsIs like calling someone a faggot just because they don't kick puppiesCalling someone a weirdo just because they don't ea...Read Full Lyrics

Uh! Uh!Uh! Uh!Uh! Uh!Can you imagine what my vegan body could do to you? (Uh! Uh!)Can you imagine how good it would feel if we screw? (Uh! Uh!)There are countless naughty things we...Read Full Lyrics

You know you didn't understand meI didn't say it was a problemBefore you start to make assumtionsLet's try to cut to the solutionYou know we should have seen it comingYou couldn't ...Read Full Lyrics