Very Funny Lyrics

If I was the Grand Canyon I'd echo everything you say But I'm just me I'm only me and you used to love me that way So you know how to love me that way If I was Paul Bunyan I'd...Read Full Lyrics

If you don't mind, Why don't you mind? Where is your sense of indignation?You are too kind,Much too kind.Where is the madness that you promised me?Where is the dream for which I pa...Read Full Lyrics

Softly the crystals falling on 17th Street do their dance and die and are gone Millions of crystal balls roll around your feet and nothing gets done An hour goes by She doesn't If ...Read Full Lyrics

I will stay if you let me stay And I'll go if you let me go But I won't go far away Because you're my only home And I will hide when you want hidden And I'll roam if you say roam ...Read Full Lyrics

I built a ship with my own hands to take us to the moon, I took a pen in my own hand and wrote you a hundred tunes. Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy. I pretended you wer...Read Full Lyrics

Billie you're a miracle and God knows I need one Sing me something terrible that even dawn may come You and me, we don't believe in happy endings Hey, Lady Day, can you save my lif...Read Full Lyrics

What if the show couldn't go on What if we all got jobs And got to bed before dawn What if Old Joe had to retire What if all the stage hands were let go or fired That's just lik...Read Full Lyrics

When the rhythm callsthe government fallsHere come the copsFrom Tokyo to Sowetoviva la musica popWe are black & whiteand we dance all nightdown at the hopand the letters were tallo...Read Full Lyrics

Someone told me you'd be here Whispering these familiar things Talking to my little pet, smoking the same old cigarettes I would have laughed I saw you last in summertime You said...Read Full Lyrics

He is my lord, He is my saviour And He rewards my good behavior My secret soul, I know He's seen it He says, come here baby and Kiss me like you mean it He calls me baby, S...Read Full Lyrics