Victor Trumper Lyrics

We’re a pantomime horseThere’s a stupid suit where our relationship wasAnd we’re stuck inside, we’re stuck insideThere’s nowhere to gallop and there’s nowhere to hideWe...Read Full Lyrics

Every now and then everything comes up roses But you know me and all I know is Right from day one our days were numbered But you kicked up a storm when I stole your thunder We’re...Read Full Lyrics

The whole story’s not the half of it Am I as happy as Larry, am I as rich as Richard? Here it comes.... 21 I must be doing something wrong I can’t believe what they said to me ...Read Full Lyrics

Katy’s on the telephone With her collar up and her defences down I smell like brandy and it’s starting to rain She says the line is bad, she says “Speak up Dad” But she spe...Read Full Lyrics

He says he loves her, he’s her husband He says “I do” but he doesn’t He tells lies by the dozen And sometimes she feels like sticking her head In the bread oven Here comes ...Read Full Lyrics

It’s funny I feel like I felt before Late at night on the kitchen floor Staring at the wonderful words on the fridge Wondering what you meant by your message It’s funny I haven...Read Full Lyrics