Victorian Inventions Lyrics

We Vikings have an awful reputation with your nation, But when we’d finished plundering and pillages… Made nice villages. Any place name ending –thorpe or –kirk or –by w...Read Full Lyrics

Stone Age brought you speech, farms, the wheel and fire. Then metal was explored which meant we could make swords to kill, and build empires. Think Ancient Egypt was nicer? Pharaoh...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Shakespeare, William I owned a feather quill, I am The writer most familiar to you My way with words amazes me Came up with so many phrases me That still the number daz...Read Full Lyrics

I am William Wallace My life was a mystery Some say born twelve seven two Some say twelve sixty three Was dubbed Malcolm of Paisley Maybe Alan from Aire Did I have a wife or no? D...Read Full Lyrics

Vengo a prenderti stasera Sulla mia torpedo blu L'automobile sportiva Che mi da' un tono di gioventu' Gia' ti vedo elegantissima Come al solito sei tu Sembrerai una gene harlow Sul...Read Full Lyrics

We're girlies from the 30s, wash the dishes, scrub the floor, When all of a sudden our hubbies went to war Did you think we'd shrink in England's needy hour? Yeah what? Course not!...Read Full Lyrics

In good old Queen Victoria's day Industrial revolution Bosses said 'Please, we need more employees' We needed a solution Who will climb our chimneys? Who will power our grids? Vic...Read Full Lyrics

The well is stone cold. My well is dry. I read in the seams of the walls. Betrays and cause. My anger is swollen. Mistake wasn't me. Or was it? Now I can climb the seams of the sto...Read Full Lyrics

Theatre of madness. I play the clown. You control the hidden. To stay in shadow. -Light- Make my presence renowned. Make me feel. I know the way. Do not deny me. I love in pain. I ...Read Full Lyrics

I cannot forgive the god that makes me breed I suppose I could live the life designed for me [Chorus:] You will never know You will never know You will never know - the ultimate d...Read Full Lyrics