Viva Las Vegas Lyrics

Went to a party I danced all night I drank sixteen beers And I started up a fight But now I am jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck ...Read Full Lyrics

Tv invents a disease You think you have So you buy our drugs And soon you depend on them Pain is in your mind Gotcha comin' back for more Again and again and again and again Gonna ...Read Full Lyrics

You're a well paid scientist You only talk in facts You know you're always right 'Cause you know how to prove it Step by step A Phd to show you're smart With textbook formulas B...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro- Spoken] Last call for alcohol Last call for your freedom of speech Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie ...Read Full Lyrics

Peggy Sue Got pregnant And was addicted to fifteen drugs She went down To the abortion clinic And was accosted By right wing thugs Oh will the fetus Be aborted By and by Lord By a...Read Full Lyrics

Are you believing the morning papers? War is coming back in style There's generals here, advisors there And russians nibbling everywhere The chessboard's filling up with red We mak...Read Full Lyrics

Roughin' it in the great outdoors Guidebooks tell us where to go Winnebago warrior Slow down traffic climbing hills 30 gallons to the mile Honey, quick, the polaroid Chorus Winne...Read Full Lyrics

Seems like the more I think I know The more I find I don't Every answer opens up so many questions anarchy sounds good to me Then someone asks, "Who'd fix the sewers?" "Would the r...Read Full Lyrics

Your mommy told you this And your daddy told you that Always think like this And never do that You learned so many feelings But what is there to that Which are really yours Or are ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a dark cloud That follows my soul down When I lie awake No one knows about how I watch the future in my mind Yeah, I can see each time That I'll let you down All I wanted ...Read Full Lyrics