Voicemail Song Lyrics

[Phone rings in someone's home. A woman picks up.] Woman: Hello? [A high pressure salesman, wearing a checkered suit, appears in a superimposed oval, inset next to the woman....Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Donald Glover, Kenan Thompson & Cecily Strong) [Verse 1: Donald Glover] I watched you with him Strolling in the night You kissed him twice Now nothing seems alright ...Read Full Lyrics

Announcer: And now, here's Andy Kaufman! [ Kaufman stands next to a record player, looking nervously at the audience for several seconds, before finally turning the record playe...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Aidy Bryant, Cameron Diaz, Leslie Jones, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata, Cecily Strong & Kate McKinnon) [Intro] Your girls are back Kate Cecily Sasheer Vanessa Lesli...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Jimmy Fallon, Kenan Thompson & Cecily Strong) [GIRL] I really can't stay [GUY] But baby, it's cold outside [GIRL] I've got to go away [GUY] But baby, it's co...Read Full Lyrics

[ open on "Bee Hospital" title card, over organ-flavored soap opera music ] Announcer: and now we return to "Bee Hospital." [ dissolve to Bee Hospital waiting room, as prospe...Read Full Lyrics

[MALE SINGERS] Now up in the woods with his choppin' and a song There's a loggin' man by the name of Big Brawn Big Brawn Big Bad Brawn He turns wood to pulp like paper throu...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care what your momma says Christmas time is near I don't care what your daddy says Christmas time is dear All I know is Santa's sleigh is making it's way to the usa I don't...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Tom Hanks, Jan Hooks, Phil Hartman & Kevin Nealon) [80's ABC News theme plays with opening card] Peter Jennings: Good evening. I'm Peter Jenni...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Darlene Love) (Spoken Intro) On Christmas Eve the Gentiles gather ‘round the Christmas tree They stay at home and party with their goyishe family They disappear one ...Read Full Lyrics