Waitret, Please, Waitret Lyrics

(kinky friedman & jeff shelby) When I find myself alone in my house and in my head And I blow the candles out and I take myself to bed And I'm old enough to realize, ah, young eno...Read Full Lyrics

While traveling through the Lone Star State I lost my lunch before I ate It happened in a pull-ahead café. Yahoo! I felt my bones begin to crunch I saw my name on the business...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Why do you bob your nose, girls, it does not look so nice, If it' s just to keep in fashion, it's not the lord's advice. Well, you mangle mother nature and brave ...Read Full Lyrics

I struggle with my shoelace As my temples pulsate You lie in your dressing gown Don't put that cigarette out I know it wasn't much fun But please don't tell anyone I know what I a...Read Full Lyrics

A bed so soft who would have known She'd give birth to a hooligan I'm out of time but don't count me in Another brain dead mannequin The sad thing's you don't know I hoped y...Read Full Lyrics

Candy deceit, the sweetest taste Like forbidden fruit that I could not resist She stole control out of my soul Right out of my hands, I've already been sold I've got no faith...Read Full Lyrics

I think about you all the time I love myself till I go blind I hear the muzak of jean michel jarre In every elevator In my dreams I always wanted to be your trampoline Charlotte r...Read Full Lyrics

You never really looked certain In a rented wedding suit from burton's; You kicked a football into the net curtains And broke your mother's heart. You used to be the family favouri...Read Full Lyrics

With your mouth like rubber Cut your teeth on shining steel Talking like my brother When you tell me how it feels Always hiding something Keep your heart under your shirt Put a shi...Read Full Lyrics

Goodbye to aliens, goodbye It's only right to wonder why Hello to Mr. Muscleman Bulldog tattoos and master plans When I was asleep, I always had a dream We took an axe to th...Read Full Lyrics