Walking the Cow Lyrics

One, two...Tell you what, cigarette butt! When I get back, we're gonna have a boxing match!No more pushing Joe aroundNo more pushing Joe aroundThere'll be no more pushing Joe aroun...Read Full Lyrics

Funeral homeFuneral homeGoin' to the funeral homeGot me a coffinShiny and blackI'm goin' to the funeralAnd I'm never comin' back...Read Full Lyrics

He played the game but he failed the test but he remembers the way of her hair and the shape of her breast he'll tell the world about it now in a traveling show like some kind of c...Read Full Lyrics

True love will find you in the endYou'll find out just who was your friendDon't be sad, I know you willBut don't give up untilTrue love will find you in the endThis is a promise wi...Read Full Lyrics

Get attached to a rolling stone And yr libel to get crushed. Yr better off to sit at home And watch the toilet flush.I like to sit and look at her. I like to do that so much.To sta...Read Full Lyrics

He was smiling through his own personal hellDropped his last dime in a wishing wellBut he was hoping to close and then he fellNow he's Casper the Friendly GhostHe was always polite...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream about youYou were the queen of quite a fewAnd I was there, but you didn't careI didn't matter somehow.The band played and you sang a tuneAnd the stars fell down from ...Read Full Lyrics

I took my lucky break and I broke it in twoPut on my worried shoesMy ah ah worried shoesAnd my shoes took me so many miles and they never wore outMy worried shoesMy ah ah worried s...Read Full Lyrics

True love will find you in the endYou'll find out just who was your friendDon't be sad, I know you willBut don't give up untilTrue love will find you in the endThis is a promise wi...Read Full Lyrics

I had lost my mind.I lost my head for a while was off my rocker outta line, outta wack.See I had this tiny crack in my headThat slowly split open and my brain snoozed out,Lyin' on ...Read Full Lyrics