Warm Beer & Cold Women Lyrics

The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleepAnd the combo went back to new york, the jukebox has to take a leakAnd the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a p...Read Full Lyrics

Will you take me across the ChannelLondon Bridge is falling downStrange a woman tries to saveWhat a man will try to drownAnd it's the rain that they predictedIts the forecast every...Read Full Lyrics

Lie to me babyUh huhLie to me babyLie to me babyLie to me babyMove onI know you got another jockey at homeLet me be your riderTill your real man comesWhip me babyLie like a dogI re...Read Full Lyrics

Well my mama didn't want meOn the day I was bornI was born without a bodyI got nothing but scornBut I always loved musicAll I had was my handsI dreamed I'd be famousAnd I'd work at...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, babyDinner started too lateOh, now babyHad my dinner, it's time to leaveOh, babyO'Neil decided to leaveOh babyI've known those shutters all my lifeHey hey babyI've known those ...Read Full Lyrics

Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runtThey went down to the Mudd ClubAnd they both got drunkOh-yeahJackie is a bookie, Judy's taking loansThey both came up to New YorkJust to see the Ram...Read Full Lyrics

You gotta stomp, whistle and screamYou gotta wake right up in your dreamsYou gotta jump, wheel and driveKeep that feeling aliveYou gotta kick, holler and shoutI'm gonna tell you wh...Read Full Lyrics

We sail tonight for Singapore,We're all as mad as hatters hereI've fallen for a tawny moor,Took off to the land of nodDrank with all the Chinamen,Walked the sewers of ParisI danced...Read Full Lyrics

Muriel since you left townThe clubs closed downAnd there's one more burned out lamppostOn Main StreetDown where we used to strollAnd MurielI still hit all the same old hauntsAnd yo...Read Full Lyrics

Well you hate those diesels rollin'And those Friday nights out bowlin'When he's off for a twelve hour lay over nightYou wish you had a dollarFor every time he holleredThat he's lea...Read Full Lyrics