Water Jammin Lyrics

Melanie Did it ever occur to you That when the two of us are around, Everything else looks like specks of dirt to you, Just passing by The nighttime sky And psychedelic sparks fall...Read Full Lyrics

(Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic") Entire student body Oh, the hiring of Liddas by Degloba was a sin; It was through the Devil that the school board let her in; Sh...Read Full Lyrics

(Music by John Jenkins-Stark) They say that all of us are free, And that our nation is the best; If that were so, how could be be a people so terribly oppressed? Every last person,...Read Full Lyrics

(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") TRINA Kvetchy the teacher Was a total pedagogue; Did a student make But a sole mistake, She would mark it in her log. She disciplined Lik...Read Full Lyrics

BLUMBERG I am using the word "oy", True, he did at times annoy, Pittman was a bad, bad boy, But why must someone employ Forces that they could deploy, And have them seek-and-destro...Read Full Lyrics

(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love") Melanie When the little green snake With it's skin inclined to flake Hakeem When the little green frog In the shallows of the bog Turn...Read Full Lyrics

(Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Terrorize your little brother, Fa la la la la, la la la la. He's the one to gag and smother, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Kill him by asphyxi...Read Full Lyrics

(Sung to the tune of the Orpheus Overture) Patient: Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin, Sulpiride, mianserin, Buspar and haloperidol, Trazodone -- I've tried it all; Flupentixol decanoate, Pi...Read Full Lyrics

Sarah Everyone's part of a family in a tribe or a race or ethnic group by Right of birth, And we're all in the subspecies we call Homo sapiens sapiens, The only known surviving one...Read Full Lyrics

Guía en la noche soledad Un caballero de honor no puede olvidar Una imagen de gran belleza en su mente, Hago tiempo y camino entre los dos Llegara un día cuando sueños se hagan...Read Full Lyrics