We Are The Home Guard Lyrics

Verse 1 You say my food’s inedible? It’s really not my fault! Just ’cos I underdo the meat And overdo the salt! My standards are incredible! Well, what do you expect? So w...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We had a notion there would be commotion Upon the ocean, as soon as we set sail. We were right, had to fight for each other, tooth and nail! Well things were tricky, got...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 (Mother) Do you like my perfume? I bought it on the cheap. Have a sniff, m’darlin’. Yeah, breathe it in real deep! If Hansel and Gretel were a thing of the past… W...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 There’s a chill in the air, yet it’s warm and I wonder Why the lightning strikes – no sound of thunder! And I wish someone would tell me What’s going on? All the ki...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 It starts with a girl, her name is Mary, A heart full of love, so honest and pure, Then Gabriel brings an important message That will change the world for evermore....Read Full Lyrics

Chorus Here’s a story, a very special story. If you’re sitting comfortably we’ll Tell a story, a very special story, It’s a nativity! Vers...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Christmas is for presents, A chance that can’t be missed! We’d better get in early And start our Christmas list! Watching every advert To get a good idea Of all the...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 (Puritans/Soldiers) We don’t believe in Christmas fun Because it threatens piety! We don’t permit extravagance, Or tolerate frivolity. There won’t be any festiva...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 What have we got here? No one in our gang has seen such a sight! Positively weird! Specially brought in to give us a fright! Why is it just staring with that look in its...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 (Hansel Take a look around this house, & Gretel) Come in and be our guest. It’s dark, it’s damp, it’s pretty cold, But don’t be too depressed. We have a litt...Read Full Lyrics