We'll All Get Laid Lyrics

The little weirdo down the street Says he's building a rocket ship from household itemsSo we can't find himIgloo cooler and some gasolineSoil samples and some magazinesFor the long...Read Full Lyrics

Well I know it's gonna happen so I'll wait for it to happenCuz it never doesn't happen to meAnd you're giving me a headache cuz you're clingy and patheticAnd you know I gotta cut y...Read Full Lyrics

When humanity Creates a hierarchyPlacing blowholesAbove anenomesWhen sovereign nationsHave made it policySlaughter everythingThat goes with wasabiSay a prayer for the earth as you ...Read Full Lyrics

A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications for disciples. To touch the hem of his leather trousers, Unleashes the fury of his healing powers. His feet we're blist...Read Full Lyrics

Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen. Hope you might feel the same. My Soccer mom, it's o...Read Full Lyrics

If my body was twice the size it was Then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned head. And the people they point and laugh at me And they tell me ...Read Full Lyrics

Buck up, little manYou're fucked up, but you can'tLet your life be ruinedCuz she's over youDon't think about herDon't speak about herAnything I tell youThis as a friendShe's goneAn...Read Full Lyrics

I used to take you outNearly every nightAnd be interested in everything you likeHatefully pretending you were everything I wantedNow I've gotten comfortable enough to beA whole lot...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas 1994Not like the year beforeWe didn't wanna knowBut I had to do soLookin' back it was obvious to everyoneBut then again, he's not just anyoneWe used to laugh and call him...Read Full Lyrics

Stop pretending you're even having funYou just stand there looking dumbAnd bored with your thumb in your assYou're better than that!For once in your life before you retireBe the le...Read Full Lyrics