Weasel Stomping Day Lyrics

Ooh ooh ooh ee-ooh ooh ooh Ah ah ah ah ah ah-ooh ooh Ooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love, I really love My pancreas My spleen just ...Read Full Lyrics

Watch thisThese are my confessionsJust when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you todayThese are my confessionsSlipped my mind the last two times...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And...Read Full Lyrics

I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earth link 'Ca...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get...Read Full Lyrics

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more Than Marlon Brando loved souffle S...Read Full Lyrics

They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white a...Read Full Lyrics

Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me And she says "is this 'Behind the Music' With Lyn...Read Full Lyrics