Weekend Update With Chevy Chase Lyrics

(feat. Leslie Jones, Melissa Villaseñor, Saoirse Ronan, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant & Cecily Strong) [Cecily Strong] Hey there, boys. We know the last couple months have been f...Read Full Lyrics

Woodrow: when I'm scared, there's a song that i sing and i want you to sing it with me Toasters and birds Little pidgeon turds Radio in my hair It's really not fair And I love you...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Woody Harrelson, Phil Hartman & Dana Carvey) (Verse 1) [WOODY] Oh, I'm glad that I'm a cowboy It's the cowboy's life for me There's not another kind of boy That I wo...Read Full Lyrics

[ Open to a small room with two men sitting in chairs ] Professor: Let us begin. Repeat after me. [ European Immigrant in tight-mouthed concentration, nods ] Professor: I ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Liam Hemsworth, Jennifer Lawrence, Woody Harrelson & Josh Hutcherson) [ANNOUNCER] Ladies and Gentlemen! Woody Harrelson [WOODY HARRELSON] Thank you! Thank you! Thank...Read Full Lyrics

I'm wide awake to reach out for you Please call me and I shall answer thee My hand is crawling down on my face Now tell me where am I to find you Hear me; you've lit the darkness ...Read Full Lyrics

A machine built to break. If she could only jump inside The movie and live. It's O. K. To make yourself Happy, as long as you don't Eat the little children Don't stare at the mutan...Read Full Lyrics

My squirrels don't know where I am tonite I try to swallow at least three times a day My beaver won't go near water My throat is closer than it seems, but I never liked room temper...Read Full Lyrics

Jimi, jim and janis on a bathroom floor, There's a seizure goin' on and they won't rock no more There's a rockstar lying in a puddle of blood There's a meeting in the boardroom whe...Read Full Lyrics

Some time ago somebody musta have I said somethin' to you that being a Jerk is good I'm here to say,"hey, manthat's just not true". If you Start to think about it, it's not that ha...Read Full Lyrics