Weekends Lyrics

The girl from peyton place There she goes Her proudly upturned nose.. Just one mistake she made But yet... They won't let her forget. There goes The girl from Peyton Place I'd be ...Read Full Lyrics

This is Walter Funkite, On the campus of Fun City College, Where a slight difference of opinion Seems to be taking place Between the students and local authorities who say, "Ahhh a...Read Full Lyrics

We're here on Skull Island, where a forty foot gorilla has just kidnapped Dwan, a young actress. Hey Kong, what did you tell her? Tonight's the night And what did she say to you?...Read Full Lyrics

We are here on the beach Where a giant shark has Just eaten a girl swimmer Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it 'Dynomite' And what did she say When you grabbed her 'Please, Mr., please' ...Read Full Lyrics

Lyrics Now for the news. We take you to the White House. Mr. President, have you any statement regarding Watergrate? (Mamma coo mamma sa mamma cooma coo sa) How would you describe ...Read Full Lyrics

[Jingle Bells instrumental] Announcer: "We interrupt this record for an important new bulletin'! Santa Claus is missing from the North Pole!" Dispatcher Voice: "Be on the lookout ...Read Full Lyrics

February 14, 1929, St. Valentines Day In a warehouse on Chicago's south side Members of the Al Calone gang Disguised as policemen Gunned down a dozen of Bugs Moron's boys Three liv...Read Full Lyrics

In the land of atlantis where the sun don't shine It gets darker down there every day That's when two explorers fell into a mine And that's the price they have to pay They carry ...Read Full Lyrics

One banana , two banana , three banana , four bananas Playin in the bright warm sun over hill and hiway The banana buggies go coming out to bring you the banana splits Show one ban...Read Full Lyrics

Estelle is a vampire She has a novel way of leaving her calling card Sing along by the campfire She'll leave her mark while she's stealing your heart Forget her lies about not drin...Read Full Lyrics