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A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y..Well there's so many rules hidden in the English language it's so easy to be wrong, and corrected and mistakenso we wrote a little song about the langua...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Todd, Bert said he wanted a solo on this one.....Oh? Really?I got me a girlfriendlives down by the lakesaid I got me a girlfriendshe's skinny as a rakeI got me a girlfriend (he...Read Full Lyrics

"Hey kids!It's time for the Timmy Turtlehead Show!And here's the star of our show!Timmy Turtlehead!""Hi kids! It's me! Your old pal! Timmy Turtlehead! Do you like songs? Today we'r...Read Full Lyrics

I feel a little hungry, got a rumblin' in my tummy I want waffles tonight(He wants waffles tonight)Breakfast for dinner ya you know it's a winner, I'm eating waffles tonighthe's ea...Read Full Lyrics

throw them down into the empty pit of fire close the mind there's no room for desire the feelings have come and gone and now its coming time for you to move onchorus: when we comin...Read Full Lyrics

Nitevision in my armorYeah, I took it overWatching Space JamLean's never soberStunting with my teamIs your baby's mama dreamI'm so icy, I'm so cleanSad boys and Yung LeanDrive a bo...Read Full Lyrics

The straight lines, they unwind you She does a little thing with her eyes that says, "We're off soon" She says the bleeding's incidental 'cause she's so cool She said, "I'm no fun ...Read Full Lyrics

All those other kids at schoolSayin' things to get me downI promise you this timeI'm gonna be aroundFather figuuuuureFather living in my headAll the bad things that I've doneAll th...Read Full Lyrics

Okay I'm Rambo I ramshack I'm next to that cheese like rat traps On top of that green like grass ass That's over y'all head like snapbacks I get it where I fit in, put up then I pu...Read Full Lyrics

Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden legSnatched it off, and beat him over the fucking head with the pegGo to bed with a keg, wake up with a fortyMixed it with Alka-Seltzer ...Read Full Lyrics