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Rhonda: (stage whisper)Harry, this is not dream girls!Harry: (stage whisper)They told me it had c-c-colored folk in it, rhonda, and that's always a sure sign of good, solid, musica...Read Full Lyrics

RHONDA:HARRY! HARRY, is that YOU as a BOY? HARRY:Why, it MUST be! He's so charming and sweet and likeable! THING-FISH:HARRY-AS-A-BOY, c'mon over 'n say a few words to de nice peopl...Read Full Lyrics

CRAB-GRASS BABY:Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. Stroke me pompadour, father. Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my ca...Read Full Lyrics

[Chuck Wild broadway piano]Evil Prince:(mammified fake-Broadway singing)What is happenin' to me!An' also to de ol' zom-BIEI used tum know?Of c'ose deyOnce was so spectaculuhhh!Now ...Read Full Lyrics

This is a story, tell it quick as I canA week ago, I met a stumbler manHe stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls" I begged his pardon, shoul...Read Full Lyrics

Purple hazeAll in my brainWell lately things they just doesn't seem the sameOh I actin' funnyAnd I doesn't know whyExcuse meWhile I kiss this guyPurple hazeAll aroundDon't know if ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a lady who's sureAll that glitters is goldAnd she's buying a stairway to heaven.When she gets there she knowsIf the stores are all closedWith a word she can get what she ca...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: We're gonna put a little motor in 'emSpider: We're gonna put a little motor in 'emJohn: I could have all sorts of different kinds of names for the motors . . . although the mot...Read Full Lyrics

Gilly: I had a dream about that onceGirl #2: You did?Gilly: YeahGirl #2: Then you must be meGirl #1: Yeah, that's right . . . because . . . Now, wait a minute . . . now you two are...Read Full Lyrics

Spider: Flowing inside out creates neutral energy. Now, that makes the light get thick. Then you've got this converter, and what that does, is, it takes this really thick light and...Read Full Lyrics