Wet Firecracker Lyrics

I thank God for relentless thirstCorn liquor can't speak unless you drink it firstI toasted him before the setShouldn't fly a plane drunk on anisetteHe counseled through the bourbo...Read Full Lyrics

Ticket Tulane on the bad side of town don't you goTicket Tulane on the bad side of town don't you goThat bedside limo will take you thereGot your invitationTicket Tulane on the bad...Read Full Lyrics

When I came to the Prince William SoundThe Glaciers were friends to meNot one of them said I had to be homeor I couldn't have a drinkSometime late in '63Appetites finally grew near...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes a regular and I'm not much of a screamerbut I'll try to stumble throughI know you haven't been downtownor I'd see a big smile on your faceany time any place I think like...Read Full Lyrics

It's getting ready to pourStreetlights flicker on againOnce more it's time to descendinto the end of another long dayA week 'til the fourth a month 'til this dump's dead endBut thi...Read Full Lyrics

Friday talked to the wife on the phoneSaid I'm not allowed near the homeIf I climb the fence like last time she'll call the dame lawHer whining is so annoyingwhen she can't be trus...Read Full Lyrics

On the way to ? country fairAll our leagues and the breeding stock is thereThey like brainsBut we like blondsI'm no fool I'm gonna slave all the people to meFirepower in our heavy ...Read Full Lyrics

Come on fuckLet's go downtownGot your credit report todaySaid what dear daughterOr faithless sonWould treat their father this way?Throw you outIn the streetIt's time to competeIn t...Read Full Lyrics

How the hell you beenI know it's getting lateRemember that long night in your carRemember I grabbed you in the bar andBaby don't pretendDon't try to set me straight againRemember t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sorry that I left you thereYour pretty hands were picking sand out of your hairAnd i'm sorry that they went so farDidn't end up coming backI'm sorry about the way that i ranI'm...Read Full Lyrics