Whacking Day Hymn Lyrics

Remember what you want isn't what you get. Measure it in numbers, measure it in shit.The penny burns a hole in your pocket...Your good's a gift certificate for seven shitting kids....Read Full Lyrics

Rachel (spoken): This is a love song about dude I met in a sleazy motel...A dude named God!Rachel: In a motel room in Delacroix,I was drinking like a Dartsmouth boy,and thinkin' 'b...Read Full Lyrics

Well Mr. Burns had done it,The power plant had won it,With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the...Read Full Lyrics

Harvest the killing yield. Harvest a, killing yield From a side effect of this enterprise Meddlesome collide, with peripheral culture With garish stares and hard boiled eyes Sharpe...Read Full Lyrics

Detailed arcs, rout individual Doted topography a pronounced disillusion Coherent area, alienation And they dynamics of living a lie. Omniscient turbines grinding Analytical glare ...Read Full Lyrics

Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!He can ...Read Full Lyrics

Build. Kill yourself! And I'll say take your own advice. Open wrists couldn't say enough about what this could be. Tired of asking the sky when I'll be happy....Read Full Lyrics

Skinner, with his crazy explanations,The superintendant's gonna need his medication,When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,There'll be trouble in town tonight!...Read Full Lyrics

Some folk'll never eat a skunkBut then again, some folk'll...Like CletusThe slack-jawed yokel....Most folk'll never lose a toeAnd then again, some folk'll...Like CletusThe slack-ja...Read Full Lyrics

Frink: Professor Frink, Professor Frink,He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,He likes to run, and then the thing,With the... person......Read Full Lyrics