What If God Smoked Cannabis? Lyrics

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Roa...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my faget arse up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a...Read Full Lyrics

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sed...Read Full Lyrics

Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, La-la-l...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the weather outside was whitening Til the dog did something frightening Hes got no other place to go Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow And he doesnt't't't show signs of sto...Read Full Lyrics

Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob tail ring (Or Hear our voices ring) Making spirits bright What fun it is...Read Full Lyrics

You don't take a shower You don't put the seat down You hardly cook for me anymore When I come home from the bar Where I spend half the day I remember when your manners didn...Read Full Lyrics

Well if I spell it out, if I get it out Will you hear me when I tell you about What I have to say, before it gets too late? It's not as easy as I said it'd be But there’s somethi...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a mountain to climb before i get over this hill I've got a world to unwind before i ever sit still I've got a hard row to hoe before my seed is sown I've got a long way to...Read Full Lyrics

I want to be captain kirk Get up every day and love to go to work Don't want to be like mr. spock Want to kick out the jams and rock the block I just want to feel good I don't wan...Read Full Lyrics