What's So Great, Britain? Lyrics

Dear Mr Internet person Do you have to write hateful things online? You hurt my feelings We could have been pals We could have been mates I could have took you out sometimes...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I was a kid, I used to play with little toy cars Smash ‘em up, race them round in the dark Now I’m older I play with big boy cars But can’t smash them up a...Read Full Lyrics

You got the same old job And watch the same old television You’ve lost your big plans you made when you left school to follow the system You’ve got the same old car from the...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Cheers mate! Thanks, thanks for coming Cheers mate! Thanks, thanks for coming Cheers mate! Thanks, thanks for coming to the rock show Cheers mate! Thanks, thanks for c...Read Full Lyrics

Here’s another sad song Another cliché Another circumstance That just won’t seem to go away Broken hearts man Monday to Sunday If you heart skips a beat Isn’t that ba...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] So it turns out I should've gone Oxford, should've gone Cambridge, should've shown promise Should've listen to my teachers dropped my dreams, worked hard and stayed in ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Extra extra read all about it Grabbed your attention, so how about it? Inside the venue they won't allow it So it's outside you will see me shout it Bag full of CDs,...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve got the white flag waving I call parlé on this pirate bay thing I want you to move out Yeah, I want you to move out And I’ve inherited your dirty washing It keeps co...Read Full Lyrics

Keep your head up mate We all make mistakes (We all make mistakes) If it was easy as that I would have her back (I would have her back) And now I feel so unwell But I havenâ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I watch the football at the weekends Place a couple bets and then rely on the attacking and the defence It’s the only time I get to see friends 'Cause I live so far...Read Full Lyrics