What's The Matter With Kids Today? Lyrics

Mom and dad How'd you get so rad? When exactly did you get so hip? Wearing teenage clothes You're always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It's absurd Th...Read Full Lyrics

We never like to sing whoa whoa we Hate whoa we're against whoa we Hate whoas - we prefer ahhs and na Na na's and yeahs are alright betwee AFI and the Offspring I don't think we Ne...Read Full Lyrics

Whoops I od'd, Shortness of breath. Call ambulance, Tell my wife I {love her}. Error in judgement cut my life, No second chance, no guiding light. I never meant to cause you pain,...Read Full Lyrics

We are Rome, Aztec Mexico, Easter Island paradigm We are followers of Jimmy Jones, cutting in the kool-aid line We are Animal Farm Pigs, we are a Terry Gilliam film We are fear Ol...Read Full Lyrics

It's funny how some fables became historic When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric But people will believe anything if it's written Especially in stone or ancient s...Read Full Lyrics

I say don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think You can take your chances But there's so much to lose Another bumpy road, ...Read Full Lyrics

Your younger daughter's on the pipe, robbed you and your mother blind On an Internet site, she blew your mechanic. your wife's Overdose was a success, humiliation was too great Now...Read Full Lyrics

Hey you, you have too much hair, And we don't like what you wear, And you have really bad breath, So were gonna beat you to death. Because there is plenty of us, And only one of y...Read Full Lyrics

Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as mine As you drive ...Read Full Lyrics

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but it don't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can y...Read Full Lyrics