What The Hell Child Is This? Lyrics

Mrs. Landers was a health nut She cooked food in a wok Mr. Harris was her boyfriend And he had a great big, C***-A-doodle-doodle The rooster just won't quit And I don't want my br...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy living in the Cowboy days. Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang. Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider. A wiggy wig...Read Full Lyrics

(Michael Jackson)- Have you been up my wishing tree Its where I come to think and dream, And now I'd like to show you my wishing tree Where we can laugh and giggle and scream (He H...Read Full Lyrics

What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now, He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Brian Boitano'd do. When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, Skating for...Read Full Lyrics

I picked up the morning paper The headlines were no surprise A random act of senseless violence Was committed again last night It seems the whole world has gone crazy And something...Read Full Lyrics

How long I waited for someone like you And now that I have found you There's just no doubling what I'm gonna do Everything I am Will go into being you man I'll give you all All tha...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh, baby's got my number Is it any wonder That I feel like dancin' Ooh, baby's got my number Is it any wonder that I Feel so good She likes to call me in the early mornin' Soundin...Read Full Lyrics

In the dead of night when you're fast asleep And you wake from fright, caught in a bad dream Don't reach for the light, Baby reach for me No need to be scared I'm there When my job...Read Full Lyrics

And I knew it was bad Cause the look in her eyes Was worried and sad Then she called me angel And I felt like a clown As she stared out the window And said "You'd better sit down c...Read Full Lyrics

There's a movie house on Main Street Where he first held her hand They're gonna tear it down next week 'Cause the city wants the land And that high school gym where they first danc...Read Full Lyrics