What Up Dog? Lyrics

â??Members of the Congress, I have the high privilege, and of the sick honor of presenting to you, the President of the United States.â?? â??Thank you very much. Thank you very ...Read Full Lyrics

Every time we had a pay cardI don?t know how to use a telephoneI can?t talk to my babyI don?t know if I can get alongI said ?Hello operator, I?ll be dead on the policeThat he won?t...Read Full Lyrics

Zaz had red hair, he didn't careHe always laughed loud, he wasn't proudJust a real easy guy who wouldn't tell a lieBut then one day Zaz turned blueZaz turned blue, what were we sup...Read Full Lyrics

At the loveless motel and restaurant out on Highway 33The matchbook says call for reservationsCountry ham and biscuits, delicious steaksI met a woman there one nightNo moon, just, ...Read Full Lyrics

The air was filled with suspicionShe poured us two martinisAnd tried to guess my missionI pretended to know nothingIt's best to use discretionBut she turned her floodlight eyes on ...Read Full Lyrics

Eddie Harold used a tape recorderWhen he had one of his girlfriends overHe didn't want to miss a single screamHis friends all laughed when he played it laterYou had to wonder, did ...Read Full Lyrics

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boomBoom boom acka-lacka boom boomIt was a night like this forty million years agoI lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to goThe sun was spitting f...Read Full Lyrics

Wheel me outWheel me outWheel me outWheel me outI'm lonely on this wheelsI'm really rude to youI'm the former scientist, now on wheelsThen I was discouraged by youPeople who would ...Read Full Lyrics

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boomBoom boom acka-lacka boom boomIt was a night like this forty million years agoI lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to goThe sun was spitting f...Read Full Lyrics

Well I saw a crowd a-gatheredMust've been somebody shotReporters scribbled shorthandAnd photographed the spotI moved in a little closerBut I couldn't see no bloodJust a gold-plated...Read Full Lyrics