I will clean up my toysI will brush my teeth twice a day, and wash my hands after going to the bathroom and before eatingI won't tease dogs - even friendly ones. I will avoid being...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Who knows how long I've loved you?You know I love you stillWill I wait a lonely lifetime?If you want me to, I willAnd if I ever saw youI didn't catch your nameBut it never really m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I woke up with a headacheSlept too late and my coffee turned coldNobody got me my breakfastMy eyes are tired and my body feels oldAnd no one seems to careI'm looking at you when I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
If it doesn't kill you it'll make you strongerBut if it kills you you'll be deadUse flourescent bulbs they'll probably last longerBut the buzzing sound might hurt your headThere's ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
We used to have such a good thingBut we were doomed from the startIt's a crying shame, the way things fall apartI know you think that it's overYou're always telling me soBut I neve...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I want to be a rock starWhen I was born I was a young boyNow I'm grown, I am a old boyI live in this town, I love itAnd there's nothing you can do to change itI'm a rock and roll b...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
O'Hare is nice this time of year
I check my bags and find my seat and buy a beer and settle in
Such is my life here on the road
Now my seat back is up, tray table stowed and there'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I agreed to host the showThat was how this whole thing startedHow was I supposed to knowI would end up so broken heartedWe had one nightThat's all it meant to youNow I'm alone and ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I drove seven hoursAll day to see youThe least that you could do is be at homeI wait outside your front doorI guess that I surprised us bothWhen you get home you're not aloneThe wa...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Everybody knows you're onto somethingAnd they all want inThey don't know about the bad newsYou keep underneath your skinAnd they think you've got it all figured outBut there's one ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton