When I Was an Animal Lyrics

How many sharkies does Strawberry Nose got to pony and poke in a week?And how many reefies has Trumpet the Hash got to smoke till they run screaming out of his street?It's so new w...Read Full Lyrics

My brother is a brat, a wank stain in a hatMy sister is a strumpet in a nunAnd Dad is on the Hock, naked on the dockWho says making money isn't fun?The Beckmanns could be normal if...Read Full Lyrics

There's a good time coming, for the human raceEleven billion humans with a smile across our faceIf we could just stop eating, stop our wars and crimeStop making our babies, at leas...Read Full Lyrics

In my end is my beginning, in this night is our delightThe ice cream of your flank seems to invite a biteIn my end is my beginning, in this night is our delightThe ice cream of you...Read Full Lyrics

Kind is what you need to be but you don't know itMind is what we need to see but you don't show itBlind is what you seem to beGrinding down humanityLittle paper humans stretching t...Read Full Lyrics

In the error of the BrexochasmIn the terror of I-told-you-soI met a Vietnamese-Parisian garments dealer with a beautiful soulFinally fulfilling my potentialSuccess arrives belatedl...Read Full Lyrics

As I was climbing on the stairsThe stairs climbed me all unawaresWhen language stops dividing meThe horse I ride is riding meAnd now my house is living in meAnd now my food is eati...Read Full Lyrics

Failed endangered heffalumpGalumphing round the old gazumpBetween the king my brother's wreckAnd the king my father's deathDon't tell him he is the Fisher KingDon't tell him he is ...Read Full Lyrics

Rootless cosmopolitans the hubris makes you hootYou watch us travel round the worldAnd even follow suitBut times have changed, and motherStanding at the garden gateCalls us home fo...Read Full Lyrics

Comparing their fingers to wormsOh my God why, you are making us nervousAnd you could be made to reformYou could be sent for community serviceJust when you're doing so wellYou wave...Read Full Lyrics