When I Win The Lottery Lyrics

Hassidic psychos with a twist,A crazed obsession for performing BrisAll in black with long side-locks,And wire strippers for your cocks.Keep your trousers zippered up tightMeshugan...Read Full Lyrics

A life of crimes not easy, sometimes you need some helpSomeone to share the risks with, and to help you spend the wealthSome one to run the shredder, or to help you dig a holeBut l...Read Full Lyrics

What's the point in asking why I do the things I do?I don't know myself so how am I gonna answer you?Stupidity comes naturally, don't care if that sounds dumbDon't remember what I ...Read Full Lyrics

Rush Limbaugh don't know shit about,"The Way Things Ought To Be"Let's over throw the government,leave everything to meI've got a plan, yeayou could call it a vision.I'll be the dic...Read Full Lyrics

It's always been my fondest dream'I saw one in a magazine,And sent my order off six weeks agoToday a package came for me,From the Thompson company,The postman smile and winkedand s...Read Full Lyrics

Baby since you went away, Things they haven't gone my way My dog just died and my car did too, I just got fired and the rent is due. You broke my heart so now I have to kill you,...Read Full Lyrics

You cut me off in traffic, Butt in front of me in line.One day you'll get what's coming but till then I'll bide my timeRude waitresses and waiters, the assholes at the DMV,And that...Read Full Lyrics

It's not just a choice it's a responsibilityLet's not just keep it legal let's make it mandatoryA "final solution" for all of humanityWe'll be the last generation and end the insan...Read Full Lyrics

Beer shits!! Beer shits!!Run to the crapper againWill it ever endI think I need DependsI think I've got the bendsBeer shits!! Beer shits!!Sliders coming through.Farting fiery goo.S...Read Full Lyrics

Drive, sleep, McDonald's, playDrive, sleep, McDonald's, get facedDrive, sleep, McDonald's, no payDrive, sleep, McDonald's, fuck you!Drive, sleep, McDonald's, playDrive, sleep, McDo...Read Full Lyrics