When the Brat Upstairs Got a Drum Kit Lyrics

Oh if only you were the only boy in town For then I could not play the field and let you down I would not go half-mad for each passing lad With eyes of blue, green, gray, or brown ...Read Full Lyrics

I have climbed and climbedTill I'm almost deadNow a mushroom is burstingOut of the top of my head...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I had an evil twin Running 'round doing people in I wish I had a very bad And evil twin to do my will To cull and conquer, cut and kill Just like I would If I weren't good A...Read Full Lyrics

Down in New Orleans there is a new thingA person they have learned to call Queenie KingWoah-oh, woah-ohThere seems to be a problem when her hips swingShe does whatever she wants wi...Read Full Lyrics

She says helloAnd I would be lyingIf I didn't mentionShe was cryingShe says helloAt least I think soWe both had too much to drink, soAnyway, she says helloLet's just say, she says ...Read Full Lyrics

She likes inventing thoseNew kinds of dancingShe can't hold still or poseCan't speak and can't singThere's only one thing she can doShe is a dancer through and throughJust watch he...Read Full Lyrics

He dressed up as a bunnyAnd licked my little footHe gave me lots of moneyTo thrash his naughty buttAnd sing when he was doneHe dressed me up as King TutMy life was much more funnyA...Read Full Lyrics

When she plays the toy pianoWoodland animals come roundWoodland birds sit on her shoulderWonderin' how she makes that soundWhen she plays the toy pianoWith her [?]She's a wonder, w...Read Full Lyrics

Now, children, listen wellTo the tale I will tellOf little Lulu BellAnd her dancin'Ensnared by gawky magazinesShe wore [?] clothesAnd soon became the kind of girlThat everybody kno...Read Full Lyrics