Where the Fuck Is the Emergency Phone? Lyrics

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Happy International Women's DayHip hip hooray for women's rightsHappy International Women's DayHip hip hooray for women's rightsWomen rockThanks for everything ya do to make the wo...Read Full Lyrics

Slumbering giantIn the safe embrace of Mother EarthWarm nesting fetusTil contractions introduce its birthAwaiting dilationTens of millennia have pastChild of damnationAnd devastati...Read Full Lyrics

Dogs and cats are animalsAnimals like to fuckThat's why ya've gotta spayAnd neuterSpayAnd neuterKitties can't wear condomsDoggies don't want to pull outThat's why ya've gotta spayA...Read Full Lyrics

Let's go You ain't got a girl right now (no) Well, 'cause you ain't got no game (I know) I'ma show you how to do it real quick GD style (you should write it down) hoo Here's some r...Read Full Lyrics

Fell asleep in a freshman class, woke up on a tour busSomehow, someway, all my test questions passedAnd I didn't even take shortcutsMan, life is but a dream, "is this shit real"So ...Read Full Lyrics

Got on my leather jacket, thriller There sure ain't nothin' iller Man I'm a lady killer, if I want her I'mma steal her I promise I could make her fly away like caterpillars So if y...Read Full Lyrics

Jiggle up your body Jiggle up your swing, swing Love me, love me like that Love me like we ain't never let go (how you mean?) Love me, love me like that Poco a poco, muy, muy lent...Read Full Lyrics

Boy you did me wrongAnd darling that's a factNo need to apologize I don't want you backYou don't need to talk back just clean up your actIt's too little too late now 'cause I don't...Read Full Lyrics

She's my womanSticky nowAnd laid in chocolate treatsI could never get enough of herShe has a hold on meShe's my candy girlFrom head to toe she got itMy candy girl (sweet candy, swe...Read Full Lyrics