Whip Your Kids Lyrics

We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas We like them girls with at least two limbs At least two fuckin' limbs And one is a leg - w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm checking out your Facebook I drive past where you work You tell me you're my girlfriend But are you even on planet earth? I see you out with your friends but Yo who the hell is...Read Full Lyrics

It was the first day back to school Cuttin' up in class Acting like a tool Friends are rollin' in We started talkin' about the summer Dj Saw "twilight" BUMMER! I spoke up and aske...Read Full Lyrics

I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle...Read Full Lyrics

I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail Stuck in jai...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel. Two middle fingers in the air. I'm a wanna be, yeah a shitty G! But I don't really care. Ain't nobody quite like me. 'Cuz my name is shitty G. Ain't nob...Read Full Lyrics

I really hate it that my family's poor! I really wish I was a rich kid 'Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance! While Billy gets ...Read Full Lyrics

Your Favorite Martian Hah-hah Alright, here we go, check it out My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king And that it could be me to put these dreams into a sling And f...Read Full Lyrics

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I like this girl so much. She's always on my mind. We have an awesome time. We never crossed the line. She don't wanna mess-up the friendship. "Friendsies" I'm in a frenzy, 'cause ...Read Full Lyrics