Who The Fuck Is Robert Soley? Lyrics

"That Girl On The Poster Is A Guy And He's So Hawt" Comin' outta the grave Cause I'm startin' to swirl in a mountain of cake Grab the girls and let's chill in a bottle, we bathe Th...Read Full Lyrics

"Most Of My Friends Work At Chipotle" (I wanna save da day. I wanna save da day) Mommy's a boy, long curly locks I start hating my voice I start hating my life Mommy's a boy, long ...Read Full Lyrics

"I've Never Tried To Get An Abortion In Another State" (goddamn, you guys know how to have some fun) When you comin' over for a Lake Tahoe vacation? I know you want some of what I ...Read Full Lyrics

"Capitalism Tastes Like Sugar" (Family) You're the one I write about (Two million, six hundred, three thousand, forty sisters) You're the one I write You're the one I write about R...Read Full Lyrics

"Tap Water On The Roxx" (You know what, I'm happy, You're happy-were) My mom, Jesus and God sitting at the table I snort heroine off the surface of the earth I love my country Musi...Read Full Lyrics

"Footballs Catchin Bodies In The Friend-Zone" Ay, yeah, that's that friend-zone Now you all alone, sittin' there in that friend-zone How much time does it take to murder, hypotheti...Read Full Lyrics

"You Live In Fiction, I Live In The Past" Remind me when I die, I'll finally cry Funeral, it's mine and I told you to wear white When it is my time, I'll take all the time I want s...Read Full Lyrics

"Breakfast Crew (Tribute to Rugby)" Meow Reor A balanced meal for two When I wake up at noon Candied bacon for Jens Lekman too The French are dark that way She has to have a taste ...Read Full Lyrics