Why Can't the English? Lyrics

Grade school sociopath...Teenage alcoholic...Fraternity date rapist...Company CEOKindergarten genius...Middle school punching bag...Jr. High school drop out...Federal institutionGe...Read Full Lyrics

No sleep 'til FuckneckvilleIt's kind of funny you may not realize it untilPhone call stop, can't get laidYou find out where the parties were some time the next dayOne way ticket to...Read Full Lyrics

Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as mine As you drive a...Read Full Lyrics

Don't want a theocracy Don't want to share my economy Fuck that shit about sea to shining sea I want out of the U.S.A. But i don't wanna leave C.A. Jonathan Christ said it best fir...Read Full Lyrics

Staying home is not really an option For alcoholics living in Manhattan Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment? It's a bit smaller than a glove compartment For all my frie...Read Full Lyrics

Your only daughter's turning tricks cause she's jonesin' for a fix She just blew your mechanic, that's when you will lose, your wife's Overdose was a success, humiliation was too g...Read Full Lyrics

Last night was really fun That's what I heard from almost everyone I got a hand stamp but not a first hand accountI don't remember what booze I drank I'm not sure what kind of drug...Read Full Lyrics

This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System,This is the Real Thing!!!And if you tape my voice, which you should never ever doYou’ll kiss your ass goodbye, I’m talking ...Read Full Lyrics

Her head is filled with doubt Search her heart for faith that can't be found He's running desperate now All that he's become is just not working anymore He's needing something more...Read Full Lyrics

Young blood has got it shakin'Growin' up, she's changin'She's so tough to try tame herThese days she just wants to run wildShort skirt, loves her make upPlays the flirt, it's daddy...Read Full Lyrics