Why'd I Have To Fall In Love With You Lyrics

[My ex-wife Linda came up with the words "She was Looking for shelter, I was looking for love", from Which I wrote everything else] Well the night she came It was pouring with rai...Read Full Lyrics

Was employed to sell new model ornithopters To the various Continental Kingdoms For General Oceanic Telegraph As a sideline. My commission was half. I must have seemed a sight whe...Read Full Lyrics

Wait for her for hours at home Got the call: she suffered from psycho-somatic sudden death syndrome. If only I could find the secret source of the Missouri River on Opposite Day, I...Read Full Lyrics

[Matt:] You know, today I was asked only one question One question all day Do you know what that was? "Do you want this supersized?" Come to think of it, I'd like the whole fucking...Read Full Lyrics

The reason of the last great revolutionary mind Crawls under the rug It's chaos left behind And the emptiness is always passed From one hand to the other So I guess we're all on th...Read Full Lyrics

I dreamt last night of sirens By flashlight I had found you You just held my hand By the bright lights in some icu Even the planless have a plan I can't write love songs when I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't move, stay right where you are Talking can only give you away There's so nothing to say The voices say hello Imprisoned, they're invisible We look at lot alike, we look a lot...Read Full Lyrics

What is life if not a joke One night she went out for smokes And they took her apart like a ragdoll In the back of a van In an Alabama motel room I have one of them tied up in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Mr. Chips How's the wife? And are the kids still poison? Do you still eat them? Been under the gun, Running the guns, Say how'd this world get so fucking fun All of a sudden? ...Read Full Lyrics

In the wilderness uncountable voices Earplugs for the birds and the animals And blinders for your beast of burden, the will for learning These books were made for burning In the wi...Read Full Lyrics