Why Did You Call? Lyrics

Ha ha ha ha ha, Here ye, here ye, Court is now in session! [Chorus:] Here come the judge Here come the judge Order in the courtroom Here come the judge Everybody rise Now everyon...Read Full Lyrics

Eligible, not too stupid Intelligiable, and cute as cupid Knowledgeable, but not always right Salvageable, and free for the night Well my heart's runnin' round like a chicken with...Read Full Lyrics

I have a mandolin I play it all night long It makes me want to kill myself I also have a dobro Made in some mountain range Sounds like a mountain range in love But when I turn up t...Read Full Lyrics

Abigail can you feel my heart in the palm of your hand And do you understand why I can't stay Abigail an evil wind is blowing Through the land and they need every man to drive it a...Read Full Lyrics

Acoustic Guitar, I'm gonna make you a star, Get your picture all over the world Acoustic Guitar, You can have your own car, Just bring me back my girl She always loved the sound ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't fall in love with me yet We only recently met True I'm in love with you but You might decide I'm a nut Give me a week or two to Go absolutely cuckoo Then, when you see your e...Read Full Lyrics

You are a splendid butterfly It is your wings that make you beautiful And I could make you fly away But I could never make you stay You said you were in love with me Both of us kn...Read Full Lyrics

If i make it tonight it'll be all right It'll make a good song or something I've been trying to give myself reasons to live And i really can't think of one thing I drive around, i...Read Full Lyrics

A pity she does not exist A shame he's not a fag The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag There is no hope of love for me From here on I'm a stag The only girl I'll ever love...Read Full Lyrics

You want to light your flame in her hibachi Well brother I can tell you in advance That all she cares about is mariachi And all she ever wants to do is dance Go there and wea...Read Full Lyrics