Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics

[includes quotes from Marche Funebre (Chopin) and Billie Jean (Jackson)] [Bushnell Memorial Hall, Hartford February 17, 1988 & Syria Mosque, Pittsburgh February 25, 1988 & Tower T...Read Full Lyrics

[includes part of Latex Solar Beef] Mud Shark All groupies must bow down In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef All groupies must bow down In the sacred presence of the L...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Shortnin' Bread (Trad.)] [Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown Hammersmith Odeon, London February 17, 1979 Engineer: Mick Glossop Fz lead guitar Warren Cuccu...Read Full Lyrics

Many well-dressed people in several locations are kissing quite a bit Later in the evening leaves will fall Tears will flow, wind will blow Some rain, some snow A fireplace, maybe ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black Got a little lady. .. Walk the street Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat Twenny ...Read Full Lyrics

This here song might offend you some If it does, it's because you're dumb That's the way it is where I come from If you've been there too, let me see your thumb Let me see your th...Read Full Lyrics

[Guitar solo from Sharleena Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida November 30, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike Willis rhythm guitar Ray White rhythm guitar Bobby Martin keyboards Ala...Read Full Lyrics

[Chuck Wild broadway piano] Evil Prince: (mammified fake-Broadway singing) What is happenin' to me! An' also to de ol' zom-BIE I used tum know? Of c'ose dey Once was so spectacu...Read Full Lyrics

[FZ guitar, vocals Steve Vai impossible guitar parts Ray White vocals Tommy Mars keyboards Arthur Barrow bass Chad Wackerman drums Roy Estrada vocals Ike Willis vocals Bob Harris v...Read Full Lyrics

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice] Dear Jim and PFI, Enclosed are photos of my cock And the wonderful tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me. We plan to continue the design on my ba...Read Full Lyrics