Willie's Got a Big Deck Lyrics

Some kids have it, some kids don't I was eleven when I was signed I was on the CMA's and Y'all thought that Vince Gill sang high Then puberty played a trick on me A few mustache h...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) Uh yessir do you have Man o...Read Full Lyrics

Buddy I'm sick of shootin' at clay Dreaming of opening day, how 'bout you? Yeah me too The only thing I want to do is hunt with you Kill a bird or two go get your gun Let's shoot ...Read Full Lyrics

Writers screamin' Phones ringin' Secretary's sayin' that the mailman's bringin' me A stack of see's And assists. Man I'm gettin' sick and tired of this. Cause all I did was take a...Read Full Lyrics

Lately I've been thinking about this crazy life I live All the things that I've been given And just what I have to give Oh I may not be a rich man in a lot of people's eyes But I f...Read Full Lyrics

I can smell the onions floating in the air Must be something that you ate I can't imagine how your mouth must taste Forgive me if I turn away The slightest whiff just brings me to...Read Full Lyrics

Hey everybody welcome out tonight Hope you're having a good time out there Don't forget the waitresses and a coming up next We got Sheena on the main stage Athena on the disco An...Read Full Lyrics

Every time a country awards show comes on my TV I'm forced to put up with some choreography I really like She Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine But I prefer my country music with...Read Full Lyrics

I got a buddy named Stacy Fay He's been known to stay up for days Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house Sits in his room with his hand on his mouse His phone's been busy ...Read Full Lyrics