Win The Lottery, Kick The Fuck Out Of Your House Lyrics

There’s a body behind the dumpsterSomeone call the correct authorities!Weather’s getting hotter quickerI’m beginning to see the stink raysSeriously, someoneDo fucking somethi...Read Full Lyrics

There’s a man in blackMatching my descriptionHe’s lowering the toneAnd he’s causing frictionWhen the moped was thrown in the pondAnd the Londis was rammedWith a Honda AccordW...Read Full Lyrics

He was named after the king of PrussiaIn 1854 he enrolled at PferschuleStudied the works of SchopenhauerFell off a horse and met Richard WagnerHe enrolled at the University of Base...Read Full Lyrics

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Once upon a time a million years agoI was drinking on a planeI asked the pilot“What do all these buttons do?”He said I don’t knowI don’t fucking knowThen on some stupid bea...Read Full Lyrics

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Do you wanna go down the open micAnd sing a song like this?This guy Brett’s got amazing dreadsGrew them in Mali all over his headHe’s so very awesome on the bongo drumsMade out...Read Full Lyrics

He built a cabin in the woodsDidn’t he?He taught us how to loveDidn’t he?He released a mysterious videoDidn’t he?He enslaved our womenfolkDidn’t he?He autotuned an owlDidn�...Read Full Lyrics

I’m sorry to say thisBut you’ve left me no choiceYou really don’t understandHow this police force worksO’Reilly; please do your jobO’Reilly; it isn’t that hardO’Reill...Read Full Lyrics

The problem lies in the answer I won't find To the question I know that hasn't crossed your mind That hasn't crossed your mind Heart beat a step find it hard to catch my breath Or ...Read Full Lyrics