Wish I'd Taken Pictures Lyrics

Kevin's mysterious, enigmatic.Kevin's tall, and darkly attractive.Kevin's the subjective of speculation,Because Kevin avoids any explanation.Kevin's a bachelor, never dated.He's ha...Read Full Lyrics

When i met him he was nice enoughfor a shot man trying to act real tough in a barThat kind of attitude won't get you very farHis shirt was open and i saw his chesta salt-and-pepper...Read Full Lyrics

Hope springs eternalBut boys spring infernalHad high hopesIt lasted just a couple of gropesScraps and crumbsAre all that's been on my plateMy box of condomsIs past its expiration d...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up with a morning woodyCould not keep my hands off my goodiesAlone in bed another dayI guess that's the price you payCause late is when the bars get hoppingBy them i'm tired o...Read Full Lyrics

I heard you're getting marriedIt seemed inevitable to meCause i was with you the night you met herShe had you hooked instantlyAt the very first i thought it wouldn't last too longP...Read Full Lyrics

I want to steal your pillow Want to hear your pillow talk I wouldn't be so jealous If I knew what was going on No secrets, no games That was the rule we made In love for now But it...Read Full Lyrics

The summer you let your hair grow outHope hung heavy in the airThe summer you let your hair grow outI thought you and me could get somewhereWorking in that big department storeWish...Read Full Lyrics

I'll do you sexual favorsBut i'm not into those sexual flavorsSometimes i wish i was braverI'm vanillaI know about ropes and whipsHandcuffs and nipple clipsThat's something i'm gon...Read Full Lyrics