With My Wiffle Bat I Declare Open Season Lyrics

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Everyone needs a favorite food,Unfortunately yetis are separated indefinitely from theirs.Thankfully, every ten years,We spend hard earned, placed in stripper’s underwear,Governm...Read Full Lyrics

The intranet is home to many things,All of which can warp your mind,Creating something as ridiculous as this sound.Skank out a window, and,Just make sure every day you visit:www.as...Read Full Lyrics

Open your lunchbox, Your mommy packed you a surprise.Frozen body parts of those shot on campus during 'Nam.Toss 'em in the wave, think of them as chicken fingers.Everything tastes ...Read Full Lyrics

(CHORUS) Mama getting high on Chardonnay Mama getting high on Chardonnay Sleeps all night and she drinks all day Mama getting high on Chardonnay Mama send the kids off to school....Read Full Lyrics

"Mama, I'm scared.""Don't be scared, this is the devil doing his work."...Read Full Lyrics

Strawberries, cherries And an angel´s kiss in spring My summer wine is really made From all these things I walked in town On silver spurs that jingled too And sang a song That I h...Read Full Lyrics

The voices take me up,And snakes come twist about,Tell me what this knife is for,And tell me how to cut them out.The voices give me love,And the voices sell me dear,But show me how...Read Full Lyrics

Deeper DivaIn the hollow smiles of men that danceThe wheels of might in wasted milesThe light shines bright for youAnd the night comes downThe corn grows tall in hallowed fieldsThe...Read Full Lyrics