Write Me A Few Lines Lyrics

There's a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo So you better hurry up because he'd just as soon eat you He's coming, he's coming, here he comes!!! Ahhhhhhh! There's ...Read Full Lyrics

My girlfriend got sick And she needed a few things But she couldn't get out of her bed So she wrote me a list She sent me to the drugstore I went up to the sales girl and said "Tel...Read Full Lyrics

There's a rumor around that your love's going down And you ain't gonna stop it from dying If as you've said, it's long since been dead Well how come your woman is still crying? It ...Read Full Lyrics

To my dearest little sister, Sally Brown, it's Charlie here A lot of things have happened since you skipped town For one, I'm queer, for about a year I know, of course, you might b...Read Full Lyrics

Your birthday is coming Don't worry, I'm aware I've been trying to find you something Just to show how much I care But I just couldn't tell 'Til I bought that Mademoiselle Now I kn...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest I hope I don't get stung Everybody's tellin' me I shouldn't oughta do ...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe some day I'll decide to stop thinking Get a job and achieve the approval of my neighbors Buy myself a beemer and a condo out in Vail Send my boys off to college if I can keep...Read Full Lyrics

Sun comes into my room I jump out a bed Go straight to the kitchen put some coffee on and toast some bread Brand new morning, gotta get going, Turn on the shower make it in before ...Read Full Lyrics

Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get Sat down one Sunday night to make a mistress of the net He finally got the guts to click the link he'd always seen He had hand cream, ...Read Full Lyrics

Snow is falling in the city Past the windows which cast a glow Through the curtains, friends and flirtin' Christmas trees and mistletoe Snow keeps fallin' in the city Powdered suga...Read Full Lyrics