You Are My Target Audience Lyrics

Hello, it's me... The absentee. It's been so long. Have you forgotten me? Two busy lives and countless miles Have that tendency on memory. Oh, it's been such a long time. It's so g...Read Full Lyrics

Hungry Joe?... He died three years ago. As for the circumstances, For now it's best that you don't know. Starved for attention, He was always trying to find a fight. But his demise...Read Full Lyrics

I have heard dandelions Roaring out in my backyard. A direct approach is dangerous Until you're sure they've dropped their guard. You'd be better off to wait Until the brutes go fo...Read Full Lyrics

I never wanted anything I could just as soon do without. But then again, I've never had So many things I cared about, And simply couldn't do without They say it pours when it rains...Read Full Lyrics

Once again they scrape your carcass off the floor From where it fell, And throw your sad ass out the door. It's not the first time, But it just may be the worst time. Luckily they ...Read Full Lyrics

Your search for truth was all in vain, A rude cerebral hurricane. All you know is all you knew Has been turned around Upside down. Experimenting with your mind Will only leave you ...Read Full Lyrics

Prepare to watch a vid so dumb You'll be so grateful when it's done Shia Lebeouf doesn't have much on He looks like a half naked dirty bum And this little blonde girl is such a...Read Full Lyrics

You might not remember me. I suppose I'd only be Another notch in your belt. I think it's safe to say I'm thinking in new ways And feeling things I've never felt. I hope you're pro...Read Full Lyrics

A man invades a sacred temple in the desert And makes off with the Pharoah's holiest of treasures. It brings him wealth and fame And credits to his name. But when he disappears, Al...Read Full Lyrics

[Jessica (Ariana Grande):] This video Is the Ultimate nerd fantasy The only thing Missing Is a Darth Vader sex scene (Huh! ) I was children's TV star Now I wanna be a matu...Read Full Lyrics