You Have No Right to Remain Violent Lyrics

He-he-he-he-he lets see here now...one...nine hunderd...Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n. Maybe she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody. Hm, hope this ain't...Read Full Lyrics

Well she won't wear her contacts, she won't wear glassesSo she can't see me while I'm makin' passesAnd every time she tries to kiss me she misses by a mileBecause my little baby lo...Read Full Lyrics

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin for a car to steal. He was in a bind, ten payments behind so the bank repoed his wheels. When he came across this old man down at Jalopy'...Read Full Lyrics

Hey hoe come on lets go Well I was born a country boy Raised on Haggard and Strait She was born in da hood The sure looks good And she thinks rap is great So we meet in the middle...Read Full Lyrics

Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP) Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail? He-he-he, got a letter from Ed. What's it say? I don't know. D'you get one...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI) New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris...Read Full Lyrics

They're my Indian in-laws Came to visit me and my squaw Been here for a month y'all I'm 'bout to lose my mind I'm sick and tired of her paw-paw Eatin' all of my bear claws While h...Read Full Lyrics

Let's dance! Uh (Yes ma'am Is Charlotte Johnson at home by chance? Uh yea ma'am we're supposed to have a date tonight. Where we going? I'll tell you where we're going Swinging) ...Read Full Lyrics