You Married A Fool Lyrics

When I was a young man, I traveled 'round the world.And I've been with every kind of girl.I think I slept with half the population of Japan.It's nothin' strange.It's normal for a m...Read Full Lyrics

If you're headin' down the highway, down about Route 10, get off at the last exit and take it around the bend.You'll find a small town, but don't go hangin' around, 'cause hate liv...Read Full Lyrics

The other day, I took a walk because the air was sweet.And I passed the crusty house of a curmudgeon on my street.Now, every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand when I ...Read Full Lyrics

On the road, it gets so lonely.Far away from home.Every night I cry myself to sleep.I cry a river of tears.And I lie in this bed.And wish that you were here.Nine A.M. there's a cal...Read Full Lyrics

None of us will soon forget the day before those things arrived.In the churchyard on a hill, a man had just buried his bride.She returned that day, alive.There's a silhouette on th...Read Full Lyrics

A bell in a churchyard, it yells for me to begin.And my hands, they tremble and shake.While a chill grows under my skin, it rains in the valley, it rains from the skies, and it's r...Read Full Lyrics

If you gave me a nickel to mend my ways, well, then I'd have a nickel.And I reckon I'd probably owe you change.I don't have a care.I don't have a plan.I got nothin' to spare.And it...Read Full Lyrics

All women are crazy.All men are dumb, 'cause though we know they're crazy, we still want some.It's nothin' new, and it's sad but true - that we just can't quit 'em and we can't liv...Read Full Lyrics