You Never Can Tell Lyrics

The last time that I saw her She was standing in the rain With her overcoat under her arm Leaning on a horse head cane She said, "Carl, take all the money" She called everybody "C...Read Full Lyrics

You can't live together, you can't live alone Considering the weather, oh my how you've grown From the men in the factories to the wild kangaroo Like those birds of a feather, they...Read Full Lyrics

Forbidden JimmyHas got a mighty sore toothFrom biting too many dimesIn a telephone boothHe's got half of his bootlaceTied to the dialThank you operatorFor getting Jimmy to smile"Ca...Read Full Lyrics

There's a rainbow of babiesDraped over the graveyardWhere all the dead sailorsWait for their bridesAnd the cold bitter snowHas strangled each grassbladeWhere the salt from their te...Read Full Lyrics

I'm beginning to like youBut, you know that ain't right'Cause you'll just twist and twist and twistTill I'm all crooked insideThen you'll take all you gave meLike it never was ther...Read Full Lyrics

I wish, I hope, I wonder Where you're at sometimes Is your back against the wall? Or just across the line Have you been standing in the rain Reciting nursery rhymes? Trying to reca...Read Full Lyrics

Like a bolt of lightningLike a bolt of thunderLike a cloudy dayDown at the ZooLike a drowning manThat will never go underThat close to youYeah, that close to youIn the middle of th...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:Way downWay down it must beI can't stop this miseryIt must be way downSpring is just a smile awayLaughing at a summer dayTurn around Look at fallWinter, hear my lonely callW...Read Full Lyrics

It's Wedding Day in FuneralvilleYour soup spoon's on your rightThe King and Queen will alternateWith the refrigerator lightThey'll be boxing on the T.V. showThe colored kids will s...Read Full Lyrics