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Jack confides in CatherineThat he?s filing for divorceCatherine gives her promiseTo keep it secret but of courseAs soon as backs are turned in soapsThey?re sharpening their clawsMe...Read Full Lyrics

She'd brought along the orangesHe'd brought the teaThey'd both brought along a sick-bag just in caseThe plate of chicken sandwichesWere lovely they agreedAnd I watched him spit the...Read Full Lyrics

I'm walking through these pasturesI'm picking up sweet fruitI'm shaking hands with peopleThat previously I'd shootBut nothing will dissuade meNothing will diluteI want to executeI ...Read Full Lyrics

Well the dice that I roll never seems to land on sixAnd that 48 card pack is short of some of my old tricksThe horse I bet on all those years agoIs probably still running round the...Read Full Lyrics

Love takes time we all agreeand time's not the easiest to cheatThe water changes one degreeWhen will the shiverof this riverturn to seaThe river does no good, no harmTempts us like...Read Full Lyrics

With a minute's silence for the deadAnd a minute's silence for the long-lost loversNo one's really in the mood for beerWith a minute's silence for the childAnd a minute's silence f...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you sing 'I need you baby'?'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybeIt rhymes with lady and much much moreAnd it doesn't rhyme with the 'f' wordWell Simon le B...Read Full Lyrics

Here he comes - Mother's PrideWith the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his sideHere he comes Mother's PrideWith a headful of 'get your laces tied' and 'woe betide'Wit...Read Full Lyrics

Here it is again it's so so madTurning young and happy into old and sadHere it is again just passed by chanceAll the way to the lawyer from a sloppy danceIt was another holiday arg...Read Full Lyrics

That grand facadeWill finally diminishWhen he breaks your heartFrom start to finishSisters dream of isles in paradiseThat ain't no use when the captain's just capsizedThe smile tha...Read Full Lyrics