You're Absolutely Lyrics

Shut us all down at nine o'clock, Well, it seems kind of early, But what can you do with it? The cops are sitting in their cars all night, So uptight. You know I'm all through with...Read Full Lyrics

My father once performed an appendectomy at sea. The patient was quite grateful for his medical degree. The surgery was numbered a success. An untried scalpel hand had met the test...Read Full Lyrics

Stomach is rumbling, it's hard To keep from mumbling aloud Can't shake the feeling that you'll Be coming home in a shroud It's just a dumb vacation, but you Can't give it up, you'r...Read Full Lyrics

I was buck naked down on the pond. Well, I was swimming with the fishes. On the shore, I left my britches In the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies. I was buck naked down ...Read Full Lyrics

The car, it was a-workin', so they made it go All the way to Charlotte just to see the show. Pulled into the parking lot with time to kill. Popped in a cassette so they could sit a...Read Full Lyrics

Hey man. You might think I'm a bum because I get out of bed A little later than you. Well, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead, But I've got something to do. I'm...Read Full Lyrics

Flapped ragged wings - or the boundary kings There is often her stock of the fortune it brings It's my living stoop - brings out a broken croop It delivers it's steam to the manner...Read Full Lyrics

Handsome and reliable, His hand controls the fate of this whole crew His assistants are so pliable, Whatever this thing takes That's what they'll do When he rises he'll pause and ...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm walking down the street just following my stinky feet around All the people that I meet don't hesitate to greet me with a frown Is it just the way I look or is it some ba...Read Full Lyrics

I dreamt I saw a monument Erected in my name, The mayor was there to cut the ribbon Still nobody came the pond was stocked with fishes Hand selected, one-by-one, Refreshmen...Read Full Lyrics